We haven’t seen Kanye West lately, and now we may know why. Apparently the King of CAPS LOCK is busy planning Russell Brand‘s bachelor party. We had no idea the guys were even pals, much less tight enough to arrange strippers for each other. But friendships tend to make no sense in Hollyweird, so if they want to be BFF more power to them. Not to mention this report is coming to us courtesy of some site called MusicRooms.net, so take it with a couple hundred grains of salt.
Says Kanye, “I think we’ll start in New York at Jay-Z’s club for a night or two, then take Jay’s private jet over to Vegas. We’re inviting Simon Cowell, so we’re going to have a choice of private jets!”
Either it will be the best bachelor party of all time, or the most random. Regardless, Jay-Z and Simon should plan on Kanye cutting them off while toasting the groom-to-be. [Photos: GettyImage]