Scott Stapp’s “Marlins Will Soar” Is Exactly As Terrible As You’d Expect, To Nine Decimal Places

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Songs that have their lyrics re-worded to be about sports certainly don’t require Scott Stapp’s involvement to be terrible, but Scott Stapp’s involvement simply reassures many times over that they will be terrible.

Here’s Scott Stapp’s tribute to the Florida Marlins to the tune of “You Will Soar,” retitled, “You Will Marlins”. Or “Marlins Will Soar”, or something:

(via Deadspin)