We’re bizarrely smitten with the Beckhams. Maybe we just think David is hot, or maybe it’s because in the movie version of our life, the end credits would have “Spice Up Your Life” playing over them, but we can’t get enough of the Tom Cruise-lovin’, smoldering, artificially-colored power couple. Especially when Victoria decides to put away her pout and actually joke around.
People has compiled some of Posh’s best quotes and we’re kind of impressed with this one we haven’t heard before, where she describes her hubby’s, um, endowment, in an Armani ad. She says “He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!” And here we thought Victoria was blissfully unaware of anything remotely having to do with tilling of soil, common people, etc. And also, wow. [Photo: Getty Images]