Nicolas Cage Buys A Pyramid Tomb, Because He’s Nicolas Cage

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National Treasure? More like, His Real Life Treasure!

TMZ has learned Cage recently had a 9-foot tall pyramid-shaped super-tomb built in a New Orleans cemetery — with the expectation that it will be his final resting place.

It’s unclear why Cage chose a pyramid-shaped building — but it’s probably no coincidence that there happens to be a pyramid-shaped symbol on the poster for his classic film, “National Treasure.”

This raises one painfully obvious question: Why WOULDN’T Nicolas Cage buy a pyramid tomb to bury himself in? Name one reason why Nic Cage would not do this. You can’t, can you? Because he’s Nicolas Cage, and this had to happen, and if anything I’m shocked it took him this long after a second treasure-related movie to purchase an advance tomb based on one of the elements in that treasure movie franchise that can be used to bury oneself in.

He’s also altering his will to leave his entire fortune to Snake Eyes.

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