Rumors We Love: Did Kim Cheat With Kanye?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

We’re not sure we trust this bit of gossip in the slightest, but it’s just too crazy not to share. MediaTakeOut, hyperventilating in March that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were “getting close” after Kim’s break-up with Reggie Bush, now says that the odd couple actually hooked up before the footballer split. “Reggie was using Kim’s laptop when all of a sudden some IMs came over…from Kanye WEST!!!. And Reggie played it cool and answered them like he was Kim. And come to find out that Kanye and Kim were GETTING IT POPPIN for many months—ALL BEHIND REGGIE’S BACK!!” Upon learning hearing from his one true love that she did indeed cuckold him with the Louis Vuitton Don, Bush promptly “LEFT HER AZZ!”

While we gossipmongers would delight in describing the antics of “Kimye,” their hypothetical union would have other positive benefits for the world at large. One, Kanye would presumably stop crying in autotune about heartless women who cheated after he cheated and instead get on the 808s & Assquakes tip, ideally collaborating with Luke on that one. Also, Amber Rose would have to go find a reality show or some other excuse to exist, having lost her position as Yeezy’s sidepiece. Maybe he’ll even be nice and lend the crazy clotheshorse his autotune so she can really be the 21st century Grace Jones. Cross your fingers and check out the Kimye gallery below.

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