Sandra Bullock’s First Public Outing Is A Planned PR Stint

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Here she is, America’s scorned sweetheart Sandra Bullock, looking every bit the shafted wife of a cheating poon-hound while out for a hike in Northern California. Sandy just happened to be out for a wilderness stroll, pondering the meaning of love and life without her wedding ring, when – looky there! – a cameraman from Getty popped out from behind an evergreen and snapped a pic. Er, not so fast.

According to Page Six, Sandra and her team of  PR vultures arranged the exclusive shoot with the photo house, successfully spurning the paparazzi and starting a bidding war among tabloids and celebrity talk shows. Entertainment Weekly walked away with the pics and a $60,000 hole in their pocket.

Well played, Sandra! We hope you and your divorce lawyers take down Jesse James in a similarly planned and precise manner. Screw attempting to play up that Oscar (which is surely worthless after Tattoo F*ck Fest 2010), his suffering = your refurbished image!