Editor’s Note: Last night, after a long hard day of blogging, I returned home to find that the term “Sheep Pig” was the number 1 search term on Yahoo.com. “Sheep Pig,” as in “Look at that them there sheep pigs!” I proceeded to watch a video about “sheep pigs,” which told me that 3 new sheep pigs were sent to a zoo in England. That’s all well and good, but something irked me deeply. This Sheep Pig… I had seen him before.
So I took to the trusty Google to find out why this Sheep Pig seemed to be hoofing his way deep into my past.
And then I found it.
What follows is a blog post written almost exactly one year ago. It features my thoughts on the original sheep pig, not to mention a pretty special Sheep Pig photoshop by yours truly. Please note that my feelings on Sheep Pig have not changed in the 12 months that have followed.
Would it be wrong of me to say this Sheep/Pig hybrid, who we have adoringly named Sheeppig, is almost a little sexy?
Do you not see it? Maybe a little Sheeppig photoshopping will help…
The f*ck me heels, the long, shapely legs, the luxurious bounce to his sheep curl… Admit it, Sheeppig is kind of hot:
Come on now — This Sheeppig gives you a case of the ol’ Swine Flus… of the crotch. (No? Sorry.)
The real travesty here is that she sold for under $400, which seems like a regular damn bargain if you ask me:
By the way, she has a name…. it’s Elizabeth. But according to Stephen over at Urlesque, she looks less like an Elizabeth and more like a Scott: