We may not be Kate Gosselin‘s biggest fans (is anyone her biggest fan at this point?), but Life & Style have hit a repugnant low with their latest “reveal” about the reality show mom: “Life & Style can reveal that the last time Kate Gosselin had sex was 15 months ago!” How did they learn this TMI tidbit you ask? Ex-nanny Stephanie Santoro says Kate’s husband Jon revealed the date of their last marital porking—January 2009—while he was porking Santoro. And as for that rumor Kate slept with married bodyguard Steve Neild, Life & Style feels it would be better for everyone if she had. Adultery, schmadultery—not having sex makes you a bad single mother!
Kate’s off-putting attitude toward men doesn’t affect just her—it could be having a negative impact on her kids too. ‘It’s important for single mothers to date,’ Millionaire Matchmaker star Patti Stanger tells Life & Style. “Dating makes single moms feel sexy. They go back to their kids recharged and refreshed.” Selfishly, Kate isn’t looking to lighten her workload and improve the state of her personal life either. In fact, she was devoting more time than ever to her relentless quest for fame…
You mean her relentless quest to provide for her children? While we certainly aren’t above mocking the foibles of the famous (least of all egomaniac reality stars like Kate), chastising a single mother for not screwing enough should piss off anyone who’s ever had or known a mother trying to raise a family on her own. Besides, it’s not like an active sex life is making a responsible breadwinner out of Jon. Let’s just stick to knocking her crappy dancing and crazy haircuts, shall we?
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