Katy Perry: Permanent Idol Duty Can Wait Until “My T*ts Sag And My *ss Gets Huge”

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We caught up with Katy Perry on the red carpet at the ASCAP awards the other night, an annual celebration for the people that pen all of your favorite pop songs (if you’re curious, Jason Mraz took home the Song of the Year award for his hit, “I’m Yours”). We asked the recent American Idol guest judge, who just so happened to be wearing a pair of $2,500 Jimmy Choo Zap sandals, if she had any aspirations to become a full-time host of the show once Simon Cowell scoots off for greener pastures at the end of this season. She backtracked a bit on the statements she made to MTV News earlier this year after her feisty feud with Kara DioGuardi, but left the door open for future consideration:

“I’ll always want to be a guest judge. Always. And when my t*ts sag and my *ss gets huge, I’ll probably want to be a permanent judge.”

All of you who have seen the recent bikini pictures of her will instantly recognize that Perry is basically telling you not to hold your breath.