Tiger Woods‘ Mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel, seen above, arching her back at Perez Hilton‘s birthday party, and the one whose texts prompted Elin Nordegren to fly off the golf club handle, is pitching a reality show. The VIP club promoter/spray tanned non-hooker – who we’ve always considered Tiger’s least trashy conquest, if you can rank these things – has been pitching a reality show to various networks called Romancing Rachel.
The premise of the pitch is to find Rachel a nice boy who presumably doesn’t have a wife, two kids and a career to ruin. While E! and Lifetime have passed on the show, VH1 and Oxygen are still considering adding it to their roster. Of course if VH1 opts in, they might need to add a vehicle to the title (Golf Cart Of Love?) and if Oxygen wants it, they might force the entire show to take place at Tori Spelling‘s bed and breakfast — Hang Inn There, With Rachel?) Hey, just as long as Nazi Bombshell McGee isn’t getting her own show, we’re not going to object.
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