Gwyneth Paltrow Wants More Kids So Let’s Help Her Name Them

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Gwyneth Paltrow wants to have more children!  What a joyous day!  She just recently told People Magazine:

“I would love to have another child at some point. I feel very, very lucky that I have two healthy, nice ones.”

As we all know, Gwyneth Paltrow named her first kid Apple.  And that is ridiculous.  But, I can sort of see how maybe the kid might like being named Apple.  I used to pretend I had all sorts of crazy names when I was a kid like Devon or Rabbi-Cop (this was not a reference to Robocop but instead a name based on what I was positive I would be when I grew up).

Anyway, let’s all help Gwyneth name her future baby by way of a game called The Gwyneth Paltrow Future Baby Name Generator Game.  Here’s how the game works.  You pick a word, any word.  Done! It’s such an easy game.  I’ll go first.  Chair.  “Oooooh, good one,” you all say.  Yes.  I’m very good at this game.  Chair Paltrow. I’ll put it up on the board.  Let’s do another one.  Parabola.  Even better.  I’ll keep going.

The Board

1. Chair Paltrow

2. Parabola Paltrow

3. Food Paltrow

4. Seemingly Paltrow

5. Therefore Paltrow

You can play at home too!  And you should.  Send in all your great great Gwyneth Paltrow Future Baby Name Generator Game names.