Who doesn’t love Slash? Justin Bieber‘s mom, maybe! The most famous top-hatted legend around (sorry, Mr. Monopoly and Willy Wonka), sounds like he may not be the best influence on the youngster, as a recent Tweet makes clear. Slash, who was flying into Australia this week on the same flight as Justin, wrote on his Twitter page “Maybe the missus & I can take Justin & co to dinner & a titty bar. Australia has some amazing gentleman’s clubs”. Slash later told a reporter “That didn’t happen ’cause his minder told me that he’s got a curfew and he’s with his mum.” Sure, blame the minder for not letting a 16-year-old go to the Aussie strip club.
Hilariously, Bieber seemed kind of up for the nudie bars, responding to Slash by Tweeting “heard you were showing me the ropes here in OZ.”
Hmm, let’s imagine how it all played out back at Chez Bieber (begin fuzzy dream sequence):
Baby Bieber: “Mo-om! Slash totally invited me! And his wife will be there, so it’s probably not even a real strip club. Just one of those Burl Ives ones.”
Momma Bieber: “You mean burlesque, and your confusion only makes me more sure that you’re not mature enough to go. Burl Ives narrated Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.”
Baby Bieber: “Sometimes I feel like a Misfit Toy. [Sigh.] But also, mom, SLASH.”
Momma Bieber: “No son of mine is going out with someone from Velvet Revolver. Supergroup my ass!”
Baby Bieber: “What if I promise not to look directly at the boobies?”
Momma Bieber: “The answer is still NO!”
Baby Bieber: “FINE. You are the worst mom ever!”
Momma Bieber: “Tough love, kiddo. Now hop in the tub, it’s almost dark out and we’ve gotta get you to bed.”
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