Justin Bieber Went To The White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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The white house correspondents’ dinner is an annual dinner for those in the media who cover the White House and President of the United States.  The President and Vice President almost always attend as well.  The dinner has been held every year starting in the 1920′s.  At sometime in the 1980′s it became popular in Hollywood as well, and celebrities started getting invited.  This year, one of those celebrities was Justin Bieber.  G*dd**nit.

The celebrities who used to attend were usually at least the politically active types, the Alec Baldwins and Susan Surrandons of the entertainment world.  But this year,  Justin Bieber.  Now, I don’t want to go want to go off on a rant here, but having Justin Bieber at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is like having Dennis Miller present at the Kids’ Choice Awards, am I right?

I want to go to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.  And Justin Bieber beat me to it.  I’m jealous of Justin Bieber.  I can’t believe it.  In fact, I’m so jealous of him, I’m making Dennis Miller references.  Do you have any idea how jealous of Justin Bieber you have to be before you start making Dennis Miller references?  And he got to meet Marlon Wayans?!?!  Whaaaaaaaaat?

Ughhhh, teenage pop sensations get EVERYTHING!