Times Square Car Bomber Looks Astoundingly Like Every A**hole From College

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We got him!  A few hours ago, the man believed to be behind the attempted car bombing in Times Square was taken into custody.  He is a man named Faisal Shahzad and he looks like this:

Awesome beard that doesn’t connect to your mustache, bro.  Based on his appearance, it is no surprise whatsoever that he is an a**hole.  Like, obviously he’s an a**hole.  But what is surprising is which kind of a**hole he turned out to be.  He seems way less terrorism a**holey and way more won’t-stop-talking-about-beer-pong a**holey.  This guy got his a**holes confused!

Anyway, nice car bomb, a**hole.  Have fun in jail.

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