Charlie Sheen Surrenders Custody Of Kids, Faces Huge Bills And Bad Puns

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TMZ‘s reporting that Denise Richards now has full custody of her children with Charlie Sheen, 6-year-old Sam and 4-year-old Lola (pictured).  Previously they had joint custody. Sources reveal that Denise wanted full legal custody because of Charlie’s current marital turmoil, sobriety issues, alleged prostitute visiting and criminal problems. Charlie hasn’t put up a fight for the kids, they say.

According to TMZ, Charlie has been dishing out major amounts of cash to the various ex-ladies in his life. Married three times, he’s been paying second wife Denise $50,000 a month in child support since their divorce in 2007. Now Charlie will be paying $55,000 a month to his last wife, Brooke Mueller. The monthly grand total could end up being more than $125,000.

Which leads us to bad pun time! Because it could take more than Two and a Half Men to pay these bills! In fact, even a Major League baseball player or someone who works on Wall Street might have problems coughing up this much dough! But seriously, Charlie better make some bank for starring in the upcoming Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Oh wait, he just has a cameo. Uh-oh. [Photos: Splash News Online]