The second episode of The Hills‘ final season [sigh of relief] aired last night, and true to form what lasted 30 minutes can easily be summed up in 30 seconds. To recap the drug use accusations, DD (soon-to-be-H) boobs, and plenty o’ vacant stares, we’re presenting you with the most concise summary on the internet, after the jump.
Heidi adjusted, and re-adjusted.
Lo gossiped, judged, and rolled her eyes.
Stephanie mourned the loss of her brother’s mind.
Audrina conversed [hollow sounds].
Kristin made Stephanie look like a saint for not punching her square in her boney face.
Spencer wore crystals. They didn’t work. Shocker.
