Jessica Simpson Does Not Enjoy Dental Hygiene

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Jessica Simpson‘s fantastic in the sack and has (maybe) dated Billy Corgan and Tony Romo – that’s some serious cred. She’s got the looks to match her impressive track record with the fellas, and the secret to her love success may surprise you.

J.Simp went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and revealed that she brushes her teeth alright – but only three times a week. She claims they’re still fantastic despite being untouched by a toothbrush. “My teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday.” She added, “But I don’t brush them everyday. I’ll use a shirt or something … I know it’s gross, but I always have fresh breath.” We’ll wait for confirmation from John Mayer on that.

Jessica assured the audience that her unique style of anti-brushing is all good in her mouth. “Find me when I’m 60 and [my teeth] will probably be all out, but I literally have these strong powerful teeth that don’t need to be brushed.” We have no words.

[Photo: GettyImages]

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