Insert Passion joke here. Violet Kowal, a Polish porn filmmaker, claims she had a three month affair with Mel Gibson while his then-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva was pregnant with their daughter Lucia (the pair split for undisclosed reasons in April). “Clearly, Mel can’t commit to just one woman,” cracked Kowal to the National Enquirer, who claim the Polish porn producer passed a polygraph. “Mel’s great in bed! It was the best sex I’ve ever had!” Insert Lethal Weapon joke here.
Mel’s team is unsurprisingly denying the claim (“an absurd fabrication”), but it wouldn’t be the first time he wrecked a relationship involving children by bedding an Eastern European entertainer. It would also explain we he and Oksana split suddenly after months on the red carpet together. Has sex replaced alcohol as Mel’s vice of choice? Insert Signs joke here.
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