Oh, Heather Mills. We can appreciate that you’re just kind of famous for being famous right now (sure, you’ve got your fake leg, a forgettable stint on Dancing With The Stars and that divorce from Sir Paul McCartney but really, what have you done lately?), but this outfit – really?? And the fact that you wore it to the premiere of StreetDance 3D, a UK dance film with a name so great that it puts Step Up 2: The Streets to shame, well, it’s all so overwhelming. But please, for everyone’s sake, please retire that outfit. And let us borrow your DVD copy of StreetDance 3D when you’re through with it.
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