Very little good comes out of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, as both me and my mother can attest. But in a surprising twist this season, it seems that something associated with Danielle Staub doesn’t have “Prostitution Whore” written all over it. And that something is Danielle’s own daughter Christine Staub, a tall, lanky, gorgeous young woman who has clearly done everything within her power to be the complete opposite of her very own mother.
And while most of The Real Housewife children have dreams way beyond their actual potential thanks to a potent combination of being spoiled, thinking they are better than the world knows they actually are, and being completely and utterly useless, Christine seems to have serious potential as a major supermodel. 5’10” with a 26 inch waist and a beautiful face hath a successful model makes. (Right? Tell me it isn’t thinner…) And as pointed out in this week’s recap, her resemblance to actress Mariel Hemingway at least guarantees her a fleeting on-screen romance with Woody Allen (major score in our books).
We’ve put together various images of Christine via her IMG Modeling page and other photo resources, which we bring to you in the below gallery. And yes, we’re trying to figure out who the father is. Andy Cohen best have a big reveal planned in the reunion show, because really, how did this child get made?