Robsten Gets Physical: Breaking Down Their Body Language On Oprah

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As all true Twi-hards know, the Eclipse trio (+1 Dakota Fanning, briefly) made their epic Oprah appearance today. While the Big O may not have succeeded in getting Rob Pattinson (photos) and Kristen Stewart (photos) to admit they’re dating (on-air, at least), she did get an adorably goofy quip from RPattz, “Kristen’s pregnant,” followed by KStew saying he’d be the one birthing the child. A sincere confession was not necessary for even a mildly observant viewer, as the duo did enough oogling, eye-f*cking, and making each other LOL to confirm what we’ve known for months… there’s no way these two aren’t bumpin’ pasty uglies. Allow us to break it down for you.

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1. Is it possible that Kristen is doing anything but undressing Rob with her eyes? We think not.

More proof of Robsten‘s existence after the jump.

2. They tag-team teased Taylor as he talked about his ideal girlfriend. Their bodies are clearly angled towards one another.

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3. Kristen gave Rob a hard time when Taylor’s bulging abs hit the screen, playfully punching him on the shoulder. We have a feeling she prefers her man-abs painted on.

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4. They both relentlessly fuss with their hair. Rob thinks it’s adorable.

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5. They crack each other up…

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The LOLs keep rollin’…

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6. This level of giddiness means one thing: they’re getting some. Breaking Dawn-style.

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7. When Kristen speaks, Rob looks at her like this…

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More photographic proof of our favorite secret couple below, plus bonus stills from the even-more-entertaining-than-expected show.

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