You’d think that Russell Brand wouldn’t have to have people helping bring in women for him to sleep with – he did land Katy Perry, after all (on his own, we assume). But in an interview with Playboy magazine, Brand reveals that before he met his bride-to-be, his sexual appetite was so big (ugh, ew) that he had a “team ” finding women for him. He said “When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive. My selection process was outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward – ‘I’m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak.'” As for Perry, she’s crisp, lingers on the palate, and has a clean finish.
Brand did a stint in sex rehab though to reform his man-slutty ways and he has a new outlook. “I’ve reached a point in my life where I understand empirically that this is not the answer,” he told the magazine. “When you sleep with loads of women, it becomes a bit pointless and futile.” Glad he learned this before the wedding. Sounds like he could give Matt Lauer some advice on how to keep it in his pants, Lauer could use it.
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