SERIOUSLY? Gisele Bundchen. You marry a hottie like Tom Brady. You happen to be a hottie yourself. You’re Brazilian which gives you a sexy accent. You freakin’ bounce back after having a baby to look like this. Your butt defies gravity. Your legs defy reason. You’re permanently tanned thanks to generations of beach bunny-ing decoded in your DNA. And to top it off, you’re worth like a gazillion dollars. What is WRONG with you? Do you realize your existence makes the the rest of us feel worthless because we’re not freakishly genetically gifted. It’s not fair. Please don’t be laughing your way to the bank while reading this. With Tom. And your adorable baby.
Forbes.com has named the Gisele Bundchen the top-earning model in the world for the second year in a row. The Brazilian bombshell banked $25 million in the last year. And FYI: Heidi Klum made $16 million while Kate Moss clocked in at $ 9 million. That’s $9 million more than we made. Right…here come’s another hissy fit.
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