The world’s most beloved (cough, cough) actress is in Cannes! Lindsay Lohan had a drunken fight before leaving, but that’s to be expected, right? Lilo’s been swanning around “promoting” her upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic. But she has to go home to appear in court on Thursday for her probation progress report session, because she’s only completed 10 out of the required 13 alcohol ed classes. Because to Lindsay Lohan, partying till dawn is far more important.
The bee-yotch is that La Lohan apparently can’t get a flight back to the U.S because of the Icelandic volcanic ash flyin’ about. Airports are jammed, and no amount of stomping around will get her a seat because Mamma Nature don’t care about traffic school. And here’s the bigger bee-yotch: if LL doesn’t show, the judge will issue a bench warrant for her arrest. Karma Lindsay… you keep hitting things, something will hit back.
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