What is with all these strippers and hookers ratting out celebrities? You’d think these ladies were desperate for money and attention or something. Today’s gristle for the infidelity mill is TBS talk show host and future Conan O’Brien wingman George Lopez, whom the Enquirer accuses of sleeping with “Tiffany,” a professional escort from Tampa Bay (and her friend to boot!). “He wanted a threesome and texted me…” claims Tiff. Too bad they didn’t tape the alleged romp—that’s a sequel to Balls Of Fury someone might actually pay to see.
Lopez, whose wife Ann donated a kidney to the comedian in 2005, has yet to comment on the allegation. We thought about heading down to the grocery and checking out this alleged text concerning Lopez’ quest for a tres-some, but it was bad enough to imagine Tiger Woods doing the stuff on Josyln James‘ “iBone”. Instead, we’ll just say “do you like creamcicles?” and remind everyone: if the money a hooker would get to rat you out is more than the money you gave her for sex, do not be shocked if she goes ahead and does it.
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