Tila Tequila obviously has something wrong with her, but we never attributed it to a drug or alcohol problem. She wants us to believe she has an addiction though, because Tila just signed up for Celebrity Rehab. The reality star/Twitter addict (hey, is that her problem?? Can Dr. Drew Pinsky wean her off the internet?) is currently the only person signed up for the show, a show which is successfully redefining both “celebrity” and “rehab” now that she’s going to appear. (Seriously, can you rehabilitate narcissism and pathological lying about false pregnancies? Because those seem to be her greater issues.)
The series has been struggling lately to find willing participants for the new season after a $1 million offer was rejected by Lindsay Lohan, and other celebs like Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen both declined. If additional cast members don’t sign on, the show may be canceled.
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