Chris Brown’s New Video Is Simultaneously Sexy, Creepy and Hilarious

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Oh, Chris Brown. We feel a teeny bit bad for still thinking you’re a creep and yet, every time we’re ready to forgive you, you do something that makes you even more creepy. Like, for instance, this new video for the song “No Bullsh*t” which is all about making sweet love till 9am.

Maybe we’re really 5 years old about this thing, but lyrics about lighting candles and doin’ it for hours and especially the line where he says “I’m a leave it in” make us giggle uncontrollably. And also need a shower. Oh, right, that reminds us, there are lyrics about showering together. So if you like Skinemax and cheesy music, this is the video for you. Enjoy.