Lindsay Lohan’s Excuses, Daddy Dearest Weighs In

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You Lohan’s. What would the world be like without you. What would we do without you. The latest bout of crazy comes from Lindsay Lohan‘s court visit yesterday. Now, she knew the Judge Marsh Revel was most likely going to make her wear a monitor anklet. Her legal team tried to object, saying she had to shoot for a movie in Texas. No cigar.

Now, in pure Lindsay style… she’s been busted. Again. Come on, stolen passports, all flights back to the U.S booked… it’s the new my dog-ate-my-homework with her! Unfortunately, it’s her movie-in-Texas BS that’s unravelled. Because there are no movies that she’s supposed to be in Texas for! TMZ contacted the producers of the only two movies Lindsay is involved in - Machete and Inferno – and they’ve both made it crystal clear that there’s nothing happening in Texas. A spokesperson for Machete says that there are some scenes being shot there but, “according to the director, they don’t include [Lindsay].”

An Inferno rep blabbed, “The Linda Lovelace biopic doesn’t plan on starting shooting ’till the beginning of August.”  And guess what…. no scenes are being shot in Texas. Get used to that SCRAM bracelet, Lindz.

Now where there’s anything Lindsay, her dad, Michael Lohan can’t be far behind. He’s been threatening to crash her court hearings, going ballistic after she “stood him up” and shows up with cops at her apartment. He’s also been hollering about how he wants to beg the judge not to send Li.Lo to jail, but to rehab instead. Because he really cares about his daughter.

Now he’s telling TMZ  that he “doesn’t think it’s a good idea for her to detox on her own.” He feels Lindsay would be best served by “being under a doctor’s care.”  He’s got an addiction recovery specialist, Marc Kern, to back him up. IF Lindsay has a drug problem he says, “There probably should have been an assessment of her reliance and dependency of substances before they took her off of everything. That would have been a safer method.” We think it’s safe to say we haven’t heard the end of it.

[Photo: Splash News Online]