What A Snook Wants: A Dorky Gorilla That’s Real

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Snooki took to her antique web cam yesterday to let America know that’s she single, ready to mingle, and looking for a very specific man only a guidette could love. In the eight-minute personal ad, the Jersey Shore breakout star details her ideal “lover boy,” wakes up her “sleepy-eyeballed” cat and forces him to fist pump, and professes her love for Cake Boss.┬áThe SNL writers and Snook-master Bobby Moynihan are surely kicking themselves for taking the summer off. See the rambling masterpiece, complete with sentimental background music, below. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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