The 2010 MTV Movie Awards included some style highlights (Kristen Stewart‘s D&G mini, Sandra Bullock‘s mile-high Louboutins, Whitney Port‘s Yigal Azrouël yellow dress), but for every perfect 10, a belly flop lurked within arm’s reach. What was Katy Perry thinking?! Who let Lindsay Lohan out of the house? And would the real Christina Aguilera please stand up?! Here are our Top 10 WTF fashion moments from the star-filled evening.
10. Katy Perry
Offense #1: Katy Perry’s bright blue wig clashes with her bright yellow nails. Add hundreds of shiny rhinestones to the equation and you get something resembling a human sparkler.
Plus Side: She still looks hot!
9. Snowboarder Shaun White
Offense #1: We know the 60s and 70s are in style, but do we really want to see man nipple on our MTV Movie Awards red carpet? Leave the bare-chested vest to the gang members of 1979′s The Warriors.
Plus Side: We’d like Shaun’s vest if there were a shirt underneath it.
More fashion f*ck-ups after the jump.
8. Eva Mendes
Offense #1: Eva Mendes is way too hot to wear anything but a form-fitting dress. If the blue patches were black, she’d resemble a dairy cow.
Plus Side: Cute and classy gold accessories.
7. The Situation
Offense #1: Lack of a dress shirt or jacket.
Offense #2: That he’s famous.
Plus Side: The reason he’s famous: his abs.
6. Olympian Johnny Weir
Offense #1: A tulle bow tie. Formalwear should not be purchased at Michael’s.
Offense #2: His copper blazer doubles as an electricity conductor.
Plus Side: He’s adorable and genuinely unique.
5. Lindsay Lohan
Offense #1: Showing up.
Offense #2: That fake blonde hair. We’ve said it time and again, but that bleach screams bimbo no matter what she’s wearing. Embrace your inner-redhead, Lilo! We’re begging you!
Plus Side: The long, wide-legged pants conveniently concealed her SCRAM anklet.
4. Michael Cera
Offense #1: Red + Indigo + Maroon = Harsh on the eyes.
Offense #2: Cords in June.
Plus Side: He’s still got that indie, nerdy charm going. Right?
Offense #1: Busting out of her bedazzled D&G dress.
Offense #2: Her orange skin tone.
Offense #3: She may have been toasted.
Plus Side: She made for an entertaining interviewer.
2. Christina Aguilera
Offense #1: Blatantly copying Lady Gaga‘s Grammy Awards hemline.
Offense #2: Her shredded trash bag of a skirt.
Plus Side: Her retro hair and makeup looked great, but is this anything new?
1. The Hangover‘s Ed Helms and Ken Jeong
Offense #1: The oversized cotton ball on Ed Helms’ crotch.
Offense #2: Not bringing out Mike Tyson‘s as-seen-in-the-movie tiger.
Offense #3: Jeong’s orthopedic footwear.
Plus Side: It was hilarious.
Did we miss any fashion faux pas? Let us know in the comments.