It’s hard to imagine how Jon Gosselin could be any more humiliated than he already is, but a new video of the America’s Favorite Dad stoned with Hailey Glassman in St. Tropez last year could do the trick. The video, shot while the pair were vacationing with Christian Audigier (long before Jon accused Hailey of ransacking his apartment and Hailey said Jon has a small penis), consists of the lovers slurring and giggling under the influence of something for nine minutes (the footage is on Radar if you’re really desperate for entertainment). “Hailey and Jon were stoned out of their minds in that video,” says Radar‘s source. “Jon would drink every night. He’d go out and Hailey would stay in and order room service. She hated France.” Aww, but France loves her!
Though nothing truly incriminating is discussed (other than that Jon’s farts “stunk up Christian Audigier’s yacht”), you do get to enjoy Jon admiring the size of Hailey’s breasts (“the police think she’s smuggling drugs in her bra”), laughing about a botched salon visit (“[your hair] looked like big Jewish pubes”) and rubbing his “panda belly…full of croissants.” In a sign of the wit one could expect from his next reality show—if he ever gets one—Jon sticks a cigarette up his nose and says “this is how the French smoke.” Nicolas Sarkozy has yet to demand an apology, but we’re sure it’s only a matter of time.
[Screen Caps: Radar]