We have so many feelings about this photo that instead of writing an actual post, we’re just going to list our various reactions below. Cool? Allright then.
- At least there’s one person left in the world who still likes John Mayer.
- Really? Jessica Simpson had sex with the person attached to that stomach?
- Really? Jennifer Aniston had sex with the person attached to that stomach?
- Really? Jennifer Love Hewitt had sex with – wait, of course she did. She’s Jennifer Love Hewitt.
- The Situation is staring at his own abs and orgasming inside. Seems understandable.
- Finally, a douche-off we can get behind.