John Mayer’s Situation: Bloated

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We have so many feelings about this photo that instead of writing an actual post, we’re just going to list our various reactions below. Cool? Allright then.

  • At least there’s one person left in the world who still likes John Mayer.
  • Really? Jessica Simpson had sex with the person attached to that stomach?
  • Really? Jennifer Aniston had sex with the person attached to that stomach?
  • Really? Jennifer Love Hewitt had sex with – wait, of course she did. She’s Jennifer Love Hewitt.
  • The Situation is staring at his own abs and orgasming inside. Seems understandable.
  • Finally, a douche-off we can get behind.

[Photo: GettyImages]