With Charlie Sheen‘s multi-million dollar contracts, you’d think he could afford a locked garage. For the second time this year, police have found one of the Sheen’s cars driven over the side of Mulholland Drive—with the Two And A Half Men star totally oblivious to the apparent theft. Though the first occurrence in February appeared to be part of a spree, so far the police are not aware of any other rides swiped last night. Coincidence or a sign of something darker? Here are some of our theories:
- Charlie intentionally leaves his property unattended, hoping to bring some excitement to his sober, monogamous lifestyle.
- A local teenager gets a big kick out of stealing “Repo Man”‘s car, mistaking Sheen for brother Emilio Estevez.
- Sheen really isn’t “Mr. Mustache”, and is secretly enduring some kind of Stephen King’s The Dark Half scenario, possibly involving Emilio.
- Karma, seemingly incapable of getting past Sheen’s legal team or affecting his profitable sitcom career, has been reduced to carjacking.