Jon Gosselin’s Dragon Tattoo: Uglier Than His Personality?

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We’ve seen some pretty horrific things on the internet, but not since “Two-Girls, One Cup” have we been this disturbed. Congrats Jon Gosselin, you’ve done it again.

To celebrate his spiritual growth and development, Mr. Gosselin had a massive dragon tattoo inked on his back, from his shoulders to the small of his back. His first move after the cosmic awakening was to sell the exclusive photos and interview to RadarOnline.com. It’s good to see that not everything – or anything – has changed.

Despite resembling the dragon from Mulan flying into a roid rage, it is actually a Korean symbol of rebirth. “I have planned this tattoo for years now, ” he told Radar. “I wanted something that resembled a rebirth or change in me.” This means that his official title is no longer “man-child,” but “man-newborn.”

The process required 14 hours at a Pennsylvania tattoo parlor. But the kids apparently “love it and think it’s cool!” We wonder if they’ll feel the same way at 3 AM when they wake up screaming at the thought of that beast hiding in their piles of reality TV money.

What’s all this about a rebirth, you ask? We’re not sure, but we think he means hiring a new manager and working with life coach Sylvia Lafair. “I have just completed Section Two of my Total Leadership Connection program,” Jon said. We have no idea what that means, but we’re sure it’s important step on the journey to becoming a legendary douche.

We shouldn’t make fun of him though, because it can’t be easy having eight kids. Nine, if you count his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross. Despite being eleven years her senior and having known each other for only two months, Jon’s manager told UsMagazine.com that he tattooed her name along with those of his children on the scroll clutched in the dragon’s claw. Is the huge dragon tattoo gesture romantic or overcompensation for Jon Gosselin’s legendary small penis? You decide.

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