Presenting Mr. And Mrs. Megan Fox

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Do you hear that? That’s the sound of male hearts cracking across the globe, including this little guy’s. The reason for the collective heartbreak is that Megan Fox has married Brian Austin Green, in what proved to be a really short engagement! Or was it? They’ve been together since 2004, they were engaged for two years. Then they called it off in early 2009, but by 2010 were back together-engaged-married bada bing bada boom! Right, that’s not short at all.

The couple got married in the same place of their (less-than-perfect) re-engagement. Remember, Meggie lost her two-carat rock on the beach in Hawaii, after he popped the question. They still went full speed ahead, despite getting off to that rocky (pun intended) start, marrying at the Four Seasons Resort in Hawaii in a teeny-tiny ceremony. Like, six people attended. Congratulations kids! We hope the wedding lasts way longer than the second-time-around knee-pop!

P.S Where are the pictures? You know, they’re going to surface somewhere!

[Photo: Getty Images]