These Michael Jackson Paintings Are Missing Something…

by Michelle COLLINS

Ladies and gentlemen, gird your loins, because after looking at these paintings, your loins will beg to be girded. Dan Lacey is a “painter,” in that he puts paint on a canvas and so, technically, he’s an artist. You might remember him from that quirky Obama naked on a unicorn portrait he made a couple of years ago.

Well he’s done it again! Lacey has put together about 70 paintings of the King of Pop Michael Jackson. The looks of these paintings are visually arresting, which means that you will probably be arrested while looking at as they are also violating. We’ve put the least offensive of the bunch above, featuring a young Michael looking serene while resting his billion-dollar head on the shoulder of Tupac Shakur.

Wait a second. This painting is almost right. But something is missing. One sec…. hold on…

Thaaaaaaaattttt‘s better.

Please be a good person and look through the other paintings in the gallery above. The images are disturbing, but then you remember they are paintings.

[Photos via Splash News Online]

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