Russell Brand and Katy Perry aren’t talking about whether they’re really married or not, but they’re A-Ok to speak about pretty much everything else. Including wanting Perry’s bestie Rihanna to strip at the bacholerette.
This time, she’s dishing about how the two met, saying, “I was 25, 30 feet away from him. And I threw the bottle straight at him. Hit him smack dab on the head. Can you imagine the horrible feeling he had, when he was used to getting everything he wanted? I was like, ‘You’ve met your match.’” Throwing the gauntlet down are we? Well, it did work! She also insists that they’re exactly the same revealing, “I’m like, ‘Oh my God, I am you. You are me,’” she says. “[We are] two divas in one house.” Might not have been the best idea saying that considering what followed. Perry also says that she did her bit in curing her hubby from his drug and sex addictions. Same person, are you? She also compared him to – how do we say this politely – a man of the night. Screw it. She said it, not us! Perry lipped, “He used to basically be a professional prostitute – now he’s not. He’s an extremist, which can be both good and bad. I always needed someone stronger than me and I am, like, a f*****g strong elephant of a woman. I say that hopefully in the humblest way I can.” If we said you weren’t, would you hit us with a bottle? [Photo: Getty Images]