The Situation Uses Abs As Business Plan, Launches Muscle Boosters

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Do you think one of these days Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino‘s going to rip off his shirt and explode like the Incredible Hulk? “Beeerrr. Arrghh. Must.Have.Beer.” With all the super-packed mega-vits he’s selling, it could happen, you know. The self-confessed ladies man is launching a muscle-boosting vitamin supplement called NoX Edge that promises users a Situation-like body. So you too can have a Jersey Shore birthday cake featuring your abs!

And he “expects to be a millionaire by the end of 2010″ with this plan. ladies, are you getting excited yet? He’s got the body, all that’s missing is a brain and we’d have the complete package The Jersey Shore ‘star’ seems to be putting a lot of faith in vitamins. Remember his ad for Vitamin Water with David Wright? No, you don’t. You just remember his abs getting slammed by a baseball bat!

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