With total disregard for New York’s already-melting citizens, Cristiano Ronaldo is spending the afternoon lounging at NYC’s exclusive Soho House in the world’s tiniest Gucci swim trunks, undoubtedly pushing the citywide temp over the 100-degree mark.
As we’re perpetually sweating off our makeup and gagging at the heated garbage smells, the soccer stud and new daddy is mourning Portugal’s World Cup loss while getting pap’d poolside – not that we’re complaining. Excuse us as we shut down our computers, hop into the FABlife chopper (ha!), and bellyflop into Ronaldo’s oasis. [Photo: Splash News]