Ke$ha’s PSA: Don’t Let A Guy Take A Picture Of You Covered In Jizz

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Sometimes the road to celebrity is a rough one, with stars making mistakes and learning the ropes along the way. You know – red carpet fashion faux pas, the occasional drunk outing at a club, and that classic: letting some guy jizz all over your chest and photograph the post-coital aftermath.

After we wiped the vomit off our keyboard after viewing the pic, we actually felt kinda sad/bad for the singer. After all, there’s a picture of Ke$ha COVERED IN CUM (NSFW! Seriously!) all over the web. That’s like if Vanessa Hudgen‘s naked pics had a baby with Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape and named it The Most Mortifying Thing Ever. We’re not prudes – lord knows we’ve done some dumb things with douche bags in little to no clothing – but if you’re smart enough to rhyme “Diddy” with “city,” you’re smart enough to know when to pull out the tissues and give yourself a little clean up job (hint: before the camera comes out).

Jesus, Ke$ha. We want to have your back girl. We have tried desperately to like you and defended your SNL performance and crapola fashion choices. In fact, this is the one time we would have approved of you covered up in your cave man cape or some neon body suit before posing for the camera.

But at least from this, uh, mess, blossoms a valuable lesson that applies not just to celebrities but all women out there: That moment, when you’re splayed out on a bed with some man’s body juice all over you, is a sacred one. If the jizzer whips out a camera right after blowing his load it’s probably a good idea to knock it out of his hands and find a new titty-f**cker to bone. Do you really want to be with someone who snaps shots of his own semen?

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