Katy Perry And Russell Brand Make Up Crazy Wedding Stories



So it’s settled then? Katy Perry and Russell Brand are not married? The singer took time off from sounding off on Miley Cyrus‘ fashion choices (really, Katy, really?) to talk about her number one soundbite… her fiance. She did save Russell from various addictions (at the same time, encouraging his love for blowjobs), so she’s totally entitled to it, of course.

Apparently they’re not getting married in India, which is where Brand popped the question. Sources told Page Six that Katy and Russell are getting married in October in Maui. They claim that they’ve been talking crazy to throw people off their scent, so they’ve been making up stories about their wedding.

She revealed, “Russell makes up these really crazy stories about me and our wedding. I make up stories, too – I said he was a ‘groomzilla’. He said I farted a lot, but I’ve never farted in front of him – honestly! I hear these crazy stories – we are going to get married in latex, underwear, in Spandex, in Japan, in India, in Thailand. But I think all this craziness about my marriage is really funny.”

Sure, nice cover-up about the flatulence. She added, “And I don’t set the record straight as I love this chaotic circus of wrong information, because it is not really anyone else’s business beside the people that we have invited and us, of course.” That’s why speaking about your crazy wedding stories is your favorite pastime. That’s why you told the world that you’d like Rihanna to strip at the bachelorette. We have a suggestion then. Stop talking… at all.

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