THINGS THAT EXIST: Lasagna Sandwich

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Lasagna sandwich! And YOU said it couldn’t be done! Wait, you didn’t say that? You’re actually positive it’s been done before, and aren’t in any way surprised this exists because it’s hardly one of the top one billion odd things on the internet? Geez. Way to rain on my lasagna sandwich parade, so the bread gets all soggy.

Anyway, here’s the UK’s first mass-produced, portable lasagna sandwich:

Whoa, bread much? If that thing had any more bread, it’d be the 70s rock group Styx. Bread! I meant Bread. SH*T! Ruined a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I’m rescinding my badge as Sheriff of Joketowne.