Y’all Wanna See A Pony Wave?


ME:  So, you guys want to see this pony wave?

YOU GUYS:  Noah, we’re not idiots.  Of course we want to see the pony wave.

ME:  Well…okay.  It’s just… I’m just afraid you’re going to be disappointed when you see it.  It’s just a pony waving.

YOU GUYS:  Seriously,  you’re being a p*ssy right now.  We know what we’re in for.  Just show us the video.

ME:  You promise you won’t be disappointed?

YOU GUYS:  How is possible this is your job?

ME: Thanks, Buzzfeed.

BUZZFEED: Whatever, man.

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