ME: So, you guys want to see this pony wave?
YOU GUYS: Noah, we’re not idiots. Of course we want to see the pony wave.
ME: Well…okay. It’s just… I’m just afraid you’re going to be disappointed when you see it. It’s just a pony waving.
YOU GUYS: Seriously, you’re being a p*ssy right now. We know what we’re in for. Just show us the video.
ME: You promise you won’t be disappointed?
YOU GUYS: How is possible this is your job?
ME: Thanks, Buzzfeed.
BUZZFEED: Whatever, man.
