Twitter battle! And this time it’s between headed-to-jail-bird Lindsay Lohan and Joan Rivers. The comedienne bashed Li-lo, tweeting, “Lindsay Lohan had “F**k You” painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had “Eat me you party skank,” painted on hers.”
That was the last in the series that started with a Twitter message that read, “Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.” Other pot-shots twittered included, “Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge” and this twiss (twitter-diss), “ I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.” Ha-freakin’-ha, Rivers.
Lindz lashed out on her own tweeting, “Joan Rivers and her “stargument” make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven….” adding, “all he needs is her botox doctor. “Dr.” Drew- any ideas? Botox rehab reality show?” Ouch, Dad, Joan and Dr Drew- that’s a three-in-one smack down! She even got poetic tweeting rap lyrics, no less, “in the words of 50 cent.. “You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth”
An unexpected third party also made their presence felt. Old flame Samantha Ronson jumped into to defend her ex tweeting, “Hey Joan Rivers…You have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can’t hear.” Not totally surprising since they just met up for a sushi dinner, after SamRon made a housecall at Lindsay‘s the night before. Lindz is supposed to turn herself in on July 20th.
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