Spencer Pratt Admits He’s A Fame Whore

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Another day, another douchey soundbite from Spencer Pratt. The World’s Worst Person (Crystal-Carrying Division) talked to People magazine about his breakup from Heidi Montag and claims that their marriage failed because he cherished his “fame” too much. (We use quotes because we think being famous is something very different from being universally reviled.)

“We love each other but I’m a famewhore and I’ll never grow out of it,” Spencer said. “[Heidi] knows that and doesn’t want that. I want every kind of press. She believes in bad press. There’s no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. She just wants to hike and hang out and be calmer.” Dare we say we actually  think Heidi sounds like she actually has some of her sh*t together if that’s really true? Girl’s got a decent head on her scooped-out and surgically enhanced shoulders.

Pratt said the relationship crapped out after Heidi realized that Spencer was never going to change his dickish ways. “She thought I’d burn out of this, but no, I’m still the same Spencer who went on The Hills to be famous. I still need to do stunts and take cues from Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise.” You guys know famous cyber-crime fighting reality whores Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, don’t you? As obnoxious as Spencer and this interview are, at least he makes Heidi sound human. And that’s about the nicest compliment Spencer is capable of.