No, the title of this blog post is NOT a joke. Shut up haters. Lindsay Lohan looks like a wax goddess in her brand new mugshot, and we’ve gotta give credit where credit is due – uh, after we shake the hands of her plastic surgeon and hairdresser. Lindsay looks fiercetabuloustastic! Yes, we created the most horrific bloggy-word in the world just to describe the grainy beauty captured above, and even that doesn’t truly honor her majesty, Queen CrayCray.
Sure the lips are puffy and the brow botoxed tighter than Tom Cruise’s grip on Katie Holmes’ wrist, but doesn’t she still look stunning? Seriously, how many hours did some poor hair slave spend smoothing her locks down to give it that Disney princess sheen? You need an industrial strength straightener for that kind of goodness! And her skin – oh, her flawless plastic skin. Sure in 3 months she’ll look like Melanie Griffith‘s older sister, but for now the chemicals holding her dead stare in place are doing a breathtakingly good job. And if we may just taken a moment to orgasm over her eye make up: jwioywhqjhqop120ejl!!!
There, all done. Lindsay may be going down in flames, but at least she’s doing it in style – and while injecting her face with enough chemicals to make it flame retardant. That alone should earn her an Oscar.
More mugshots? More mugshots!
[Photo: Splash News Online]