It’s really hard to pull off a ribbed turtle neck. Though made for cooler weather, it secretly leaves very little to the imagination. You have to be in top physical form to rock one. You’d have to go to the Gym. If you wear a lighter colored ribbed t neck, you might want a Tan to offset it. You’d have to go to the Laundry and wash it carefully so as to maintain the integrity of the ribs. It’s almost as though the ribbed turtleneck was designed specifically for The Situation and his family. Because look how effing rad they look in this family photo:
Would it be weird if this were my Christmas card every year? No? Great!