Leonardo DiCaprio Got More Ladies Before Titanic, Though Slightly Fewer Supermodels

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Only someone as wealthy and successful as Leonardo DiCaprio would have the cojones tan grandes necessary to actually lament the lack of ladies in his life. As DiCaprio explains to Rolling Stone, “I had better success meeting girls before Titanic.”

We imaging him saying that while sitting on his veranda on the Costa Del Sol, drinking $1,000 gin out of a hand-cut crystal glass and wishing he was making out in a bowling alley parking lot. Well, Leo, we just want to let you know that we’ve been there. And frankly, it’s not that great! DiCaprio continues, explaining, “My interactions with them didn’t have all the stigma behind it, not to mention there wasnt a perception of her talking to me for only one reason.”

So basically, what Leo is claiming is that before Titanic he was walking around draped in lovely ladies (even though he was already well known for his dramatic turn as Josh in Critters 3) and now that he is a millionaire Oscar-nominee, he spends nights on the couch alone watching Two and A Half Men and eat chili out of a can. Hmm, this does seem to be quite a pickle, Leo! You’d probably find better romantic odds if you widen your dating pool a little. For example, maybe instead of going out with only 6-foot- tall, preternaturally gorgeous blond supermodels like Bar Refaeli or Gisele Bundchen, you can go take out a brunette one. Or just a regular model. Broaden your horizons a bit, dude.

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– Halle Kiefer

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