Isn’t there supposed to be a hotness quotient that should not be exceeded so that the universe doesn’t go awry? It’s like, a limited amount of hot chips you can cash in over one lifetime. You can’t go around screwing with the beautiful balance, dude. Not that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are listening, anyway. Because after a super-short engagement, they’ve secretly got hitched.
So tell us, how much better can one gene pool get? The mind boggles at this supernova of hotness and its possibilities. Not that we’re NOT saying congratulations. We’re happy for you, Ker-loom.
The news was confirmed by David Jones the super posh Aussie store that calls Kerr their Ambassador. She’s not going to be around for their spring launch on August 3 because she and Orli will be on their honeymoon. The store’s spokesperson Colette Garnsey announced, “Given the exiting news that Miranda and Orlando have recently wed and will be enjoying their honeymoon together, Miranda will not be with us.”
Kerr also released a statement saying, “I am enormously grateful to David Jones to have been given this time to enjoy such a special moment of my life.I look forward to coming back to Australia in the near future to celebrate with family and friends.Ã‚Â David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together.”
Cheers to your very hot life together. We know we’ve used the word “hot” far too many times in this post already. But seriously…they’re too hot not to say it again!