Is it wrong to resent children for being 100 times more stylish with you? That’s the moral dilemma we’re grappling today while glaring at these pics of the Jolie-Pitt clan skipping through the airport in Japan. It’s bad enough that Angelina and her toothpick legs can pull of the silk dress-flip flop combo (and in an airport, no less) but the fact that every single one of her kids looks better than we do today is really crushing our already crushed ego.
The massive grins, the perfectly combed hair, the yellow-neutral color palette? Whoever art directed the family photo op deserves some serious Salt cash and a gin and tonic or two. And seriously, Pax – a f*cking suit with sunglasses and a little cap? Really? Stomp a little harder on our hearts, why don’t you.
[Photo: Splash News Online]